The Astronaut Farmer is free film. Hope, you got a chuckle or two out of that quote that you read at the beginning of this review because laughs are very few and far between in The Astronaut Farmer. I haven’t been this depressed since Leonardo DiCaprio sank like a frozen Popsicle at the end of Titanic. I suppose Farmer is supposed to be uplifting in some kind of spiritual way, but it spends so much of its time shoving you and it’s characters into a bottomless pit of hopelessness that I’m not sure a hundred foot high crane could pull you out let alone an Atlas Rocket.
Billy Bob Thornton plays Charlie Farmer, a former astronaut who never was able to fly into space because he had to leave NASA to save the family farm after Daddy Farmer bought the farm literally by doing himself in. Watch free full The Astronaut Farmer film online. But dreams do die hard, and Charlie decides that after saving the family farm, marrying and having his wife pop out a few kids, it’s time to make his dream come true. His wife Audrey (Virginia Madsen) didn’t know she was having those kids as cheap labor for Charlie. And that’s where we come in because when the film opens, the rocket is pretty much built and ready to go so at least we don’t have to sit through an hour of watching him build the damn thing.
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